Keys, Locks, Doors and Clocks.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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the-maggie-pie:

AWWW PRECIOUS BABBUS

Via Wacky fun.

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strangersatthemall:

thisdorkyblogthing:

nekoconsulting:

Father—

What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.

So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??

DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME

(Source: cast1el)

Via I learned everything I know from the pizza man.

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redscharlach:

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

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Reblog if you are a writer.

coolstorymatt:

angela-montenegro:

themanorofalyss:

desusama:

moriartys-sonic-screwdriver:

proving a point to my mom.

also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes

a bAD ONE HAHAHAHAH

I love it but on occasion

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deawna:

magazine covers that say things like “get sexy now” implying that im not already the sexiest person there is

Via All I ever wanted was the world.

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Everybody’s freaking out about all the strange things happening. Guys, It’s not the Zombie Apocalypse.

boazpriestly:

dontworryimadoctorwho:

patrick—verona:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

angelsdontbreathe:

It’s the CROATOAN VIRUS.

Obviously the Miami face eater was a Rugaru, dammit.

FUCKING HELL, THE SUPERNATURAL MONSTERS ARE REBELLING!

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neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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yourhairwas-long:

I have a lot of porn in my Lorax folder and I always just tell my little sister to stay out of it.

Stay out of my Lorax folder.

What did I tell you about going in my Lorax folder?